Singapore's Natural Education (SNE05)

Over the weekend, as a guai student NOT in school, (i.e. in un-JPBSP-like fashion)

I have learnt that:

1. British humour is very splendid, but nasty indeed.

2. *British accent* If we're gonna do a lot of fannying about, with all kinds of hoity-toity and weely-neely about everything, then we might be more productive, doing the Kum-ba-ya. (Thanks to the Thin Blue Line)

3. You could replace "doing the Kum-ba-ya" above by "singing ging-gang-gooly".

4. The phrase "ging-gang-gooly" refers to "Ging gang gooly gooly gooly gooly wacha, ging gang gool, ging gang gool."

5. Since this is a good humour blog, I have decided not to include the "My arse is on the line" jokes. =)

6. That if it continues to rain, or threaten to rain, even watching Romeo and Juliet can be lead to revival in your prayer life.

7. Needless to say, the R&J was outdoors. And the prayers were of, well, a certain timbre and length. It's called the "Prayer of Desperate Man Who Wants To Avert Rain To Watch Something Of Which The Words Cannot Be Understood."

8. The prayer can also be titled, "Prayer of Desperate Man Who Wants To Make His Twenty One Stinking Singapore Shells Worthwhile."

9. By the way, prayer worked. =) As usual, I might add.